"Gimme, akri, gimme. I want it all!"

Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.

I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.

Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to...

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From Simi's Blog

March 27, 2012

Simi say…

Akri didn't raise no fools. And the Simi say she going to not get in between two of you quality people when they be arguing about baby-akri's clothing. Cause Simi say he'd be yummy either with clothes or without them. But then...

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i love Simi she is the best character ever!

Greta Anderson, June 29, 2015

this is not how i imagine Simi to look but hey she is still AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabrielle, June 27, 2015

Where is the zombies and barbecue sauce??

courtney cottrill, February 27, 2015

When will the Simi and Archeron dolls be available again?

Chaun, February 8, 2015

Hey Simi doesn't your name mean baby in charonte or nah?

Twist, November 9, 2014

Simi really needs her on book. I wish I new who other then Ahs can tell the Simi NO without her eating them.

josh, November 3, 2014