"Gimme, akri, gimme. I want it all!"

Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.

I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.

Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to...

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From Simi's Blog

March 27, 2012

Simi say…

Akri didn't raise no fools. And the Simi say she going to not get in between two of you quality people when they be arguing about baby-akri's clothing. Cause Simi say he'd be yummy either with clothes or without them. But then...

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Simi, you are so adorable :D

Auddy, July 19, 2011

Simi... Simi... Simi... Your name says it all... I love you so much...

Ness Talag, July 18, 2011

Sim, You're the best heroine ever! I wouldn't change a thing of You :)

Martha, July 17, 2011

Oh Simi I wish Acheron would let you eat the Heffer goddess once in for all.

Elizabeth, July 17, 2011

Simi you totally rock!

Julie Czulewicz, July 16, 2011

Simi u are the best!!!!

Reni, July 16, 2011

and i thought i really liked BBQ but the simi takes BBQ liking to a whole new level lol

brandonwestbrook, July 16, 2011

Simi, I loves you like crazy! I do wish you had a book so could read it aaaallll the time :) Maybe Akri could help write it lol

Chelsea, July 16, 2011

Hey Simi! If I shaved my dogs, would you want them for BBQ? I don't like them; their annoying and they're a pain in the butt. There's 13 of them at the moment; 9 of them are puppies, but you never know, the little ones might taste better then the big ones! They're Alaskan Malamutes, so they're fairly big. If you want them, they're all yours!

Renzo, July 15, 2011

Simi, you are my hero! I do wish you'd have a book all to yourself one day! I'd cherish it and cover it in BBQ sauce!

Sara, July 15, 2011