I will not eat raw oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Not bleeding on my plate. Dead.


The middle of the sisters, Selena is the wildest of the bunch. She lives her life fully and is truly outrageous.

She met Bill in high school, and they dated off and on all throughout college. Bill wasn’t sure he was ready to take on her antics for the rest of his life. But once they were arrested (for skinny dipping) and spent the night in jail, he was hooked. They were married three days later in a goat pasture (don’t ask).

Bill’s grateful he had the guts to marry her. And also A) that his father is loaded and B) that he went to law school.

The Devereaux sisters are (listed in their birth order):

Esmeralda (Essie)
Yasmina (Mina)
Petra (Pet)
Ekaterina (Trina)
Tiyana (Tia)
Selena (Lanie)
Tabitha (Tabby)