Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi.

I’m the lunatic who got drafted into being the director of this pseudo-agency. Who knew when they named us BAD it would be more than an agency nickname? It would become indicative of the very nature of our agents. But then when you recruit “orphans” who are willing to lie, cheat, steal, kill, die and break every law and moral code known to protect their country, you’re not exactly getting quality people– then again, maybe you are. “Quality” is always a matter of debate.

Of course, I did try to follow the examples of other agencies. But the first batch of recruits were so by-the-book (and hence got into more trouble than even I could pull them out of), that I quickly learned the error of my ways and revamped the criteria of what we were looking for.

Hence the new breed of BAD agents who are as bad as the criminals we track. And we like it that way.

At the end of the day, I am the man they answer to.