I don't get mad. I get even.
To call her unconventional is such an understatement that most would go straight for the word crazy, except for the fact that to do so would be the most insane (and suicidal) thing anyone could do. Therefore most just call her eccentric and eclectic. And if you’re really lucky, you can call her friend. But whatever you do, you never want to make her an enemy. She’s older than time and more dangerous than anyone can guess.
