How did I get into this family? More to the point, how do I get out?


It’s never easy being in any family. Drop a normal kid in with one brother who’s a total freak of nature, and dresses like a girl (he even polishes his fingernails- can you say gross?), and another who’s a genius geek, and what do you get?

Me. Normal to the extreme and I hope I stay that way. Whatever infected my brothers needs to move out with them, and leave me alone. And it better not bite my parakeets neither.