Ancient Immortal

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.


The drawback to being a Guardian of the dark elements is that they corrupt. Snake allowed those powers to seduce him. His best friend, Coyote didn’t help him resist. In fact, Coyote shoved him under the bus, head first.

Be careful what you let into your house. The scarlet king snake could turn out to be a coral snake instead. And you won’t know for sure how poisonous the venom until you’re bitten. Then it’s too late to pray.

The Guardians are:

North- Choo Co La Tah
South- Snake
East- Coyote
West-   Old Bear