Ugh! Will the baby ever sleep through the night? I swear I’m going to kill my twin if she laughs at me one more time and tells me it’s what I deserve.

Someone really needs to come up with baby tranqs. Simi volunteered to babysit one night. I’d take her up on it, but I’m afraid junior would come back with either horns or eaten.

Yeah. Sleepless in New Orleans.