Shoot me!

Up way too early. Liza wanted me to hose off the street and balcony this morning. Said she’d pay extra, but why? Humans shouldn’t be awake at this hour, especially not growing boys. I think she stunted at least three inches off my final height.

Now the day’s going to be extra long and I have to unload all the new inventory that came in yesterday. That’s all right. Building muscle. I need that.

But man, I’m tired.