Ah man, they stuck you with another project, huh? Dude, I’m so sorry. Why can’t they understand that life is short, and there’s much more fun to be had than doing homework at home?

I hear ya- distractions beckon me, too, and I’m often found staring at the Squirrel of Mass Distraction :) Which is why I’ve set this page up for you, because if you’re like I was as a student, the project is probably due tomorrow, and it’s probably close to midnight wherever you are? Right?

Remember to check the printer cartridge before you print to make sure it won’t run out on you, or if you’re saving to a flash drive, don’t leave it in the computer tomorrow morning. Or if you’re like my son and get to school and it’s not in the backpack where you remember putting it, please check all of your pockets. I can personally tell you that Mom won’t be amused after she searches your room and desk for an hour and then has to find another flash drive (’cause your siblings go through them like gum) to download the paper onto it, and then drives it to school, only to have you tell her you had in your jeans the whole time. Yeah… Please email a copy to the teacher tonight, just in case.

All that being said, to make it easy on you (especially if you do procrastinate like me), here are the most popular questions students ask about my books and writing, and this should cover almost all assignments. There’s also a PDF you can download that has them too so that if you’re having to share the computer, you can have the answers even if you have to get offline to finish.

Hopefully everything you need is found here. If not, please email my assistant and she should be able to help you. Good luck with the paper or project. I hope you get an A+.