Marissa 's
| Real Name | Marissa Hunter |
| NickName | Merry, Risi |
| Pronunciation | Mah-riss-suh |
| Designation | Kid |
| Date of Birth | |
| Height | |
| Hair Color | Blond |
| Motto | Mess with me and my Aunt Simi will BBQ you! |
| Best Friend | Lots. |
| Worst Enemy | Don't have any |
| First Appearance | #2 Night Embrace (Talon & Sunshine) |
1. I love my Barbie collection, especially those that Liza makes for me.
2. I love playing with my baby brother, NJ, and Aunt Simi even when she puts hornays on my head.
3. Mama says I can't go into Aunt Tabby's store until I'm 45. Not sure why though.
4. Daddy says Aunt Tabby may look like Mommy, but she acts like a loon. I think that's some kind of wild animal, but not sure.
5. Aunt Tabby says Daddy has a stick in a place I'm too little to talk about. But I've never seen one there so I don't know what she's talking about.
6. I love when Uncle Ash picks me up from school on his motorcycle, especially when he takes me for ice cream afterward.
7. I like playing tarot card rummy with Aunt Selena.
8. I love staying with Grandma and Grandpa because they let me stay up late and they tell me stories about how I'm just like my mommy.
9. I laugh whenever Daddy grumbles that he had to give up his Lamborghini for a Minivan and that he left his manhood at home. I keep trying to find it for him, but have no idea where he left it. What does manhood look like anyway?
10. I like going to work with Aunt Tory. She lets me sit at the desks with the big kids and tells me great stories about what life was like when my daddy was little. Which really was the Stone Age, or was it the Bronze Age?
2. I love playing with my baby brother, NJ, and Aunt Simi even when she puts hornays on my head.
3. Mama says I can't go into Aunt Tabby's store until I'm 45. Not sure why though.
4. Daddy says Aunt Tabby may look like Mommy, but she acts like a loon. I think that's some kind of wild animal, but not sure.
5. Aunt Tabby says Daddy has a stick in a place I'm too little to talk about. But I've never seen one there so I don't know what she's talking about.
6. I love when Uncle Ash picks me up from school on his motorcycle, especially when he takes me for ice cream afterward.
7. I like playing tarot card rummy with Aunt Selena.
8. I love staying with Grandma and Grandpa because they let me stay up late and they tell me stories about how I'm just like my mommy.
9. I laugh whenever Daddy grumbles that he had to give up his Lamborghini for a Minivan and that he left his manhood at home. I keep trying to find it for him, but have no idea where he left it. What does manhood look like anyway?
10. I like going to work with Aunt Tory. She lets me sit at the desks with the big kids and tells me great stories about what life was like when my daddy was little. Which really was the Stone Age, or was it the Bronze Age?
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