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Real Name	Joseph Quincy Public
NickName	Joe, Q-Ball, Q-Dog
Pronunciation
Designation	Director
Date of Birth
Height	6'
Hair Color
Motto	Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi.
Best Friend	Tee
Worst Enemy	The Fratelli
First Appearance	Born to Be BAD (3 Short Stories)

1. My code is simple: God, Country, Honor.

2. When you don't have much to live for, dying's easy.

3. I worship the ground Tee walks on, but don't ever tell her that.

4. I really don't mind Petey, I just wish he'd grow into a real dog some day.

5. I would die to protect any of my people.

6. I owe my life to Wulfgar Zimmerman and I've never forgotten that.

7. I'm not as bad a driver as Tee says, and between the two of us, hers is the worst record.

8. I really can shoot, I just like messing with Tee.

9. You mess with Tee, you better be willing to die. Because I will kill you.

10. Live for today because it may be all you have.

I'm the lunatic who got drafted into being the director of this pseudo-agency. Who knew when they named us BAD it would be more than an agency nickname? It would become indicative ...Read More

I'm the lunatic who got drafted into being the director of this pseudo-agency. Who knew when they named us BAD it would be more than an agency nickname? It would become indicative of the very nature of our agents. But then when you recruit "orphans" who are willing to lie, cheat, steal, kill, die and break every law and moral code known to protect their country, you're not exactly getting quality people-- then again, maybe you are. "Quality" is always a matter of debate.

Of course, I did try to follow the examples of other agencies. But the first batch of recruits were so by-the-book (and hence got into more trouble than even I could pull them out of), that I quickly learned the error of my ways and revamped the criteria of what we were looking for.

Hence the new breed of BAD agents who are as bad as the criminals we track. And we like it that way.

At the end of the day, I am the man they answer to.

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